architectural digest meets the fat jewish

I never thought I would be writing an “about me” section for a website, but here I am. My name is Hugh and I started this website to express both my love of sarcasm and for interior design. The journey from from talent agency executive assistant to junior interior designer has been a winding yet fruitful journey that I am thrilled to have fallen into. 

This website speaks to those who, like myself, have high-end taste, a mid-level budget, and a low tolerance for the mundane. Writing about everything from real estate to design trends - I assert that the combination of a sharp aesthetic and a sharp tongue can be highly educational. Long story short, if you like chic design and self-aware humor, this is the site for you.

Hugh Long is an interior designer and social media manager based in New York City. For all professional inquiries, please email hughlong16@gmail.com

Good design is about making other designers feel like idiots because the idea wasn’t theirs.
— Frank Chimero
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